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My wife calling the DE fandom Piss Pony Club

This is why they burned the witches 😔 they only wanted hot women not the other stuff!!

I swear I'm not even into piss but DE as a fandom just had too many beautiful freaks all gathered around this alcoholic mess of a man and I've never been the same as a creator eating everyone's home cooked food...

Bro......... we jinxed it we didn't need to manifest this quickly

After that they don't talk about it as per usual lmao.. Later when everything is done Kirk having the creeping realization he's into this and how freakishly hot that was- but he's not sure if Spock is into this too and if he just did that to save his ass so let the frustration competition begin!😈

and out of sheer surprise Kirk starts peeing and Spock drinks it up in such a smooth demeanor Kirk's face is still frozen like what just fucking happened while Spock finishes sucking with a pop, rezips up his captain's pants and urges that they move along.

C. Vulcans have a stronger stomach than humans so he can handle it. After listening to those points Kirk is like *dropped jaw* you're crazy I'd never ask of you to do that- and then Spock doesn't even blink and just unfasten his captain's pants and puts his mouth over Kirk's soft cock

But this place's washroom is so friggin far away that he asks Spock what he should do out of desperation and the want to complain. Suddenly Spock offers that he can drink Kirk's urine for a couple of reasons A. Saving their reputation, B. For Jim's performance to not be hindered by this and

#RicPrompts#SmutTrekAOS#Spirk cw: Watersports (piss) I told this to Grem in their DMs some time ago but backing it up here as well for ppl who might be interested in reading it Spock and Kirk are supposed to attend an important meeting/stage whatever but Jim suddenly needs to pee really bad..