the press is already on the hunt for stories about JD Vance's habit of being in twitter groupchats with far-right teenagers so I'd say the VP pick is going well

you can purchase spectator tickets

Cybertrucks hitting Texas town for 'world's largest' meet-up

Tesla fans are hoping 100 Cybertruck owners gather in Gatesville, Texas, on Sunday for an offroading event.

It would be extremely funny if they put the cybertruck in like, Gran Turismo or some other obsessive car nerd game and it was just very realistically modeled and complete shit compared to everything and also you couldn't mod it because none of its parts can be modded.

(checks watch while trump speaks) don’t you have to be home by 9 pm or they put out a warrant (scratches ankle conspicuously) oh sorry I was just enjoying not having an ankle monitor (slides carton of cigarettes in pillowcase across lectern) here this will get you on your feet I mean hire me

I made something but I can’t upload it here. I understand if you don’t want to visit twitter to see it. I don’t have a place to upload it anonymously. twitter.com/rkfatheree/s... I’m not saying the GOP is pro-rape, but they’re undeniably pro-rapist. In November, remember “you can do anything”.

R/money learning that it is in fact very easy to teach crows the basics of exchanging currency for goods and services. The pro-move is when you learn to you can invest in crow-based harassment of your enemies

“‘In sickness and in health’ but nowhere does it say I have to be happy about it.” My husband, probably.

All this time I had no idea George was in Canada.

New York City votes for mayors like they believe Batman is real and want him to have someone to fight

This is so funny. I have to repost it.

Santlervel.vetAug 2, 2023 2:29am

Anyway please enjoy the whole awful adventure in one image so you don't have to go flipping through posts