I tried uploading to tenor but it’s awaiting review. Still no video, right?

Republicans only fuck in the dark.

I predicted he’d come on stage tonight wearing a crown of thorns, dragging a life-sized cross.

This really could not have gone better for Trump. Almost scripted.

If it weren’t for the end of the world a successful Republican ticket would surely manifest, I’d love to see how long it takes Vance to shiv Trump.

He’s the southern Kavanaugh.

Voting for the guy who didn’t call. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...

Trump told slain soldier's widow that he "knew what he was getting into," Congresswoman says

Trump denies her account; U.S. Rep. Frederica Wilson said she was in car with Myeshia Johnson, widow of Army Sgt. La David Johnson, when Trump called

you can purchase spectator tickets

Cybertrucks hitting Texas town for 'world's largest' meet-up

Tesla fans are hoping 100 Cybertruck owners gather in Gatesville, Texas, on Sunday for an offroading event.

They overcompensate.

(checks watch while trump speaks) don’t you have to be home by 9 pm or they put out a warrant (scratches ankle conspicuously) oh sorry I was just enjoying not having an ankle monitor (slides carton of cigarettes in pillowcase across lectern) here this will get you on your feet I mean hire me