this is irresponsible journalism. it should read "There is no current evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch"
As Lyndon Johnson said, “Let’s make the bastard deny it”
Consent is important and the correct take is “JD Vance sexually assaulted a couch”.
Next, they'll be telling us the wet spot is just some spilt tapioca pudding.
To quote Peggy Noonan: "Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible NOT to!"
Senator Vance, when did you stop fucking couches?
Paging Barbara Streisand.
I am in contact with a couch willing to come forward
Either he fucked the couch or he lied about fucking a couch. Neither one is a good look for that little bitch.
I will not be surprised if there will be a sequel where JD Vance has sex with a recliner, a rocking chair, or a beanbag chair!