A leadership bid you can't refuse: my SKETCH of Kemi Badenoch and James Cleverly pitching for the top(ish) job.
“Kemi is approachable!” Kemi Badenoch, a woman who was, just two months ago, the Secretary Of State Most Likely To Punch You In The Face For Looking At Her Funny was attempting a rebrand.
Very entertaining. The line Cleverly gave on being a 'communicator', well it occurred to me that it was one step away from David Brent, and now I can't stop seeing it.
My biggest shock reading this was that Cleverly “was both foreign and home secretary”. I had completely forgotten this, so all I could think was what… 🫤
Love this - very funny. Great last lines
I now have an image of Kemi pounding along after some poor punter screaming "come back here you pathetic fucker and let me charm you!".
This is excellent
Very amusing as always, but I keep struggling to read Cleverly as the surname rather than the adverb
"To become leader of the opposition, you need to win the support of the one group of people in the land who think the past 14 years have been a triumph." Vulture Capitalists?
Excellent, Robert 😂😂😂
Was that a little quantum physics joke at the end?
Cleverly is to quote Sheldon’s mom “Dumb as soup” and Kemi like Priti is so far right I fear for the country if either get the job . It would be a shit show of Truss like proportions if any of these got the top job. I wouldn’t leave them in charge of a glee club outing.