Breathe deeply. Relax your shoulders. Unhinge your jaw. Wrap one tentacle around the side of the cruise ship. Pull it to the bottom of the ocean. Repeat.

Honestly this helped a lot

Roxi ❤️

Do squid have shoulders? I feel this is something that bsky really needs to discuss.

These cruise ships are sooooo fattening. Gonna go from being Cthulhu to Cthrelhu, IYKWIM

I can do this. Time to get kraken.

If you don't have fresh, organic cruise liners, store bought Disney cruises will do.

I like to shake around the contents of the ship, to make the centre more soft 😻

Get the yachts too

Thanks As someone who totally isn't a sea monster I'll totally do this.

I can really feel the difference, thank you