1. Tayto 2. Tayto 3. Tayto 4. Tayto 5. Tayto 6. Tayto 7. Tayto 8. Tayto (they’re an Irish chip/crisp and delish as a Tayto sandwich)

Solar Protons xkcd.com/2997

One of the responses this thread (on the Bad Place) got, a few times, ran roughly "if magic is common, magicians become engineers" or variations of that theme - the assumption that magic would be rapidly systematized by fictional pre-modern societies. And I don't think this is right. 1/

“Why didn’t the Eagles just fly Frodo and Sam to Mount Doom? What you have to remember is that at that point they’re barely talking to each other, Glen Frey and Don Felder are fighting on stage and Don Henley is ready to walk away from the band, they’re constantly touring, THEY DON’T HAVE TIME!!

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

Decline Borg cookies

This popped up on my phone and I reflexively flushed my stash

When Mulberry burst into the room singing, “Chiquitita, tell me what’s wrong?” therapists told her exactly what was wrong: her autism. “My next song was, I Do, I Do, I Do,” Mulberry explained. “Unfortunately, they took that as verbal consent to start the session.” thedailytism.com/autistic-swe...

Autistic Swedish pop fan accidentally signs up for ABA

A lifelong lover of the band ABBA has mistakenly signed up for a course of Applied Behaviour Anaylsis, it has been reported. When autistic woman Paula Mulberry, 32, arrived at We Don’t Care Therapy Ce...

A mysterious drifter who also does Flash Gordon?

The soft-serve ice cream machine is my favorite kind of 3D printer.