i found a framed photo of our Lord and Savior at the Dollar General in Roswell, NM does this mean Dolly Parton is… you know… an alien..?

i said that routinely as a nanny. 3-6 hear old kids go NUTS for a solid “good job, bud!”

never say never

i just have no idea the algorithm here so idk what to avoid saying. on twitter im pretty good at avoiding buzz words that put my post on the discover page.

i want to come here to hee hee ha ha with my mutuals not have strangers saying i havr a pube on my face. thatd what twitter is for.

logging on to see a post about my eyebrow hair reached an audience far from my mutuals and has replies i dont understand

???? i suddenly have a single curly eyebrow hair

tell my in laws i say hi

sorry that my specific white genetics make me a wimp for spicy and my IBS punshes me if i try to fight it.