i found a framed photo of our Lord and Savior at the Dollar General in Roswell, NM does this mean Dolly Parton is… you know… an alien..?
logging on to see a post about my eyebrow hair reached an audience far from my mutuals and has replies i dont understand
the friends we are staying with tonight ate fostering orphaned kittens. he walked downstairs with two of them, said seph would freak them out, put them on us, and disappeared for like 30 minutes. 10/10 fostering approach
Joaquin Phoenix purposefully singing badly for two and a half hours in a boring courtroom drama while the movie's marketing obscures this fact is actually the most Joker thing possible. Jared Leto wishes he could be that method.
which of my parents do i look more like? i cannot tell. i found a photo of them when they were my age and im like “i am neither of these people”
my mom randomly texted me asking for my measurements. she told me that my dad asked her to ask me for them without any context. she has no idea why. a) why couldnt he ask me directly instead of asking my mom to ask me b) what does he need them for?????
every year. EVERY YEAR. i am betrayed by the classic california october heatwave. i have lived my entire life and have never gotten used to it. but this is my last one, so of course i’m extra bitter about it.
