I knew that book cover looked familiar…

When you offer horses for handjobs but wear your cowboy hat backwards, it’s called “a Western reacharound”

Rupert Murdoch would say he’s stepping down to spend more time with his family, but like countless other families it’s been torn apart because of FoxNews

When the unpopular kid brings candy to class, only the candy is salt licorice made by a Nazi who’s never felt a lover’s touch, and also the unpopular kid tries to charge everyone for it: www.axios.com/2023/09/19/m...

Elon Musk says X will charge all users "a small monthly payment"

His comments come as the company struggles to regain trust with advertisers.

There is no cannibalism at Burning Man. At worst, a few attendees have taken up intermittent self-fasting.

You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing?

Though the discontinued Ben doll seen here was tinier than others in the Barbie line, Mattel made up for Ken’s lack of junk by making this one 100% dick

And just like Barbie she can be bought by anyone with enough cash

The frenemy of my frenemy is my frenemy