I did manage to dissuade Tom Hooper from making King George VI a hideous CGI cat. Sadly had less success with his later project Cats.

“Season’s skeetings”

You can tell it’s AI because they still can’t get the fingers right

We rushed back to our probably-illegally-parked-car and started to drive away—until we noticed cars pulling onto the little out of the way dirt road, the drivers staring behind us in awe. That’s when we spotted the rainbow. (2/2)

The backstory: A while back I spent too much time climbing Glastonbury Tor and got to Stonehenge after the last tour had ended. My girlfriend was annoyed, so I googled and learned you could get pretty close by walking across a sheep-shit-strewn pasture… so we did that. Then it started to rain. (1/2)

Waiting till we to the Alf/Garbage-Pail-Kid crossover (a card labeled “Ralf” of a cartoon Alf throwing up a cat)

Just go ahead now…

Reboot ALF but with the cast of Succession. Jeremy Strong will travel to the planet Melmac to get in character.

(Are we still making dumb skeet jokes? I should stop, right?)

Ha, yes. For some reason it didn’t autosuggest the right name when I typed it. Sorry, @jay.bsky.team and Other Jay!