didn't they do a TV remake as well starring Zoe Saldana?
"Did you get the RSVP back?" "Was it yes, no, or maybe?" "They drew in an extra box labeled 'Souse'"
just switch it up "Oh sorry I can't come, I'm an inveterate drunkard and without alcohol I will become belligerent and depressing"
mostly it confirms to me that America doesn't punish rich people for crimes, like if the other guy can just commit blatant crimes on TV in broad daylight and the "good guys" can't do shit...well gee I don't really like those odds ya know?
he's still better off than Senator Knight, who was murdered and replaced in the midst of winning the Presidential election
you've accidentally re-invented the plot to a season 1 X-Files episode
he's the DCU's Jimmy Carter in so many ways
yeah it's like the whole "all homophobes are secretly gay" bullshit