Premier League managers most likely to be Vampires? Here's my personal top 3: 1. Mikel Arteta 2. Avram Grant 3. Unai Emery Honourable mentions go to Manuel Pellegrini, Julen Lopetegui, and, of course, Arsene Wenger.

People may ask : why can't English managers also made the grade as Vampires? But one look at Sean Dyche or Eddie Howe dispels that thought. They're not cut out to be vampires, they simply have no truck with the world of the occult.