Premier League managers most likely to be Vampires? Here's my personal top 3: 1. Mikel Arteta 2. Avram Grant 3. Unai Emery Honourable mentions go to Manuel Pellegrini, Julen Lopetegui, and, of course, Arsene Wenger.

I got served this incredible advert over on twitter. It's a book summary written by AI but I bet the book is AI too. It's just so incredibly stupidly funny and every time I read it I start WHEEZING

<runs up the final flight of stairs, panting> guys, guys! <doubles up> Pictures of the Northern Lights are ... <wheezing> going viral. I guess you could say now everyone's got the <keels over> Corona virus <passes out>

🎶 "I'm especially good at expectorating!" 🎶

oh so you're a fan of Coronal Mass Ejection? name three of their albums

<clutches chest> 🎶 it was only a fish, how did it end up like this

<approaches microphone, TAP, ahem, is this thing still on> yes?

you've let me down, you've let your cat down (also me), but most of all you've let ... oh is that food? is that food in my dish???

well this explains why jeeves always came to my office in tears

google 2012: here's how to make tacos google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin