People may ask : why can't English managers also made the grade as Vampires? But one look at Sean Dyche or Eddie Howe dispels that thought. They're not cut out to be vampires, they simply have no truck with the world of the occult.

🎶 "I'm especially good at expectorating!" 🎶

<approaches microphone, TAP, ahem, is this thing still on> yes?

you've let me down, you've let your cat down (also me), but most of all you've let ... oh is that food? is that food in my dish???

well this explains why jeeves always came to my office in tears

If humanity vanished now, the climate will keeping changing for some time to come, because of the greenhouse gases already in the atmosphere, and the heat already absorbed in the oceans & its circulation system. Our choices today won't affect the rate of change, only the rate-of-the-rate-of-change.

in revenge for the smart shower saying it was time to let the man out of the fridge

evergreen tweet

A civil servant who plays with a straight bat (Gray) has no chance at all against a political fixer (McSweeney) who talks all day with lobby insiders and the tabloid press. Sad but true.

It seems fairly obvious that if you put a Civil Servant higher up in the chain of command than a Political Fixer, then the latter will fight dirty until they replace the former. #NestOfVipers