Trying a new avatar. I finally get a cool background my parents would never let me get in elementary school.
Updated my handle to @sandofsky.com, which feels like moving in.
Tired: writing your own static site generator and never blogging Wired: switching social networks and never posting
So that happened. Process Zero made it into The New Yorker! www.newyorker.com/culture/infi...
A new feature on the camera app Halide allows you to take pictures without Apple’s A.I. optimization.
The latest Halide update was rejected because, after seven years, a random reviewer decided our permission prompt wasn't descriptive enough. I don't know how to explain why a camera app needs camera permissions, so I submitted an update with our prompts in iambic pentameter. It was accepted.
I finally found a use for AI slop. Instead of getting annoyed by salespeople who spam my company email address over and over again, I ask ChatGPT to write a long list of questions to waste their afternoon.
