Let's talk about the bristlemouths, 13 species of bioluminescent deep-dwelling ocean fish in genus Cyclothone. There are a lot of them. Like, a lot. Specifically, our best guess is there are a million billion (1E15) bristlemouths on Earth. Making them the most populous vertebrate on the planet.

just want to remind everyone that if you spoonerize “Vampire Weekend,” you sound like a vampire

causes cancer in 100% of people exposed to it. as in for every person exposed to it one person gets cancer. sure fire cancer. like vladimir putin would put some of this on you if he wanted to make an example of you.

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The EPA inadvertently forgot to mention that an approved jet fuel plastic causes cancer in 1 out of every 4 people exposed to it & also forgot to note an approved marine fuel plastic causes cancer in 100% of people exposed to it until the newspapers found out www.propublica.org/article/epa-...

EPA Says It Plans to Withdraw Approval for Chevron’s Plastic-Based Fuels That Are Likely to Cause Cancer

The decision comes after a ProPublica investigation revealed that the EPA had found that one of the fuels had a cancer risk more than 1 million times higher than the agency usually considers acceptabl...

Every now and then I see a little sparrow at an airport, hopping around on the carpet and flying up to perch on the lighting fixtures. I like to think these are scouts doing reconnaissance, and the birds are planning their next move.

Lube CEO: Ignore 'conventional wisdom' about lube - it can already help you be more productive at work by lubing yourself up and sliding around the office like a greasy penguin

Here's a rave review of JULIA, @sannewman.bsky.socialpluralistic.net/2024/09/28/n...

I'm getting the feeling that some of you are going out and immediately listening to "Rock Lobster," which can only make this problem worse

Ok, I searched and now I know what it is, but I did not play the video, so I'll still be safe, right? Right?

Oh no. I feel like I'm going to do it.

I might not have listened to the B-52s' Rock Lobster that time if I had known it would mean waking up with a voice in my head saying, "R-rrrock! R-rrrock! R-rrrock!" for the next two years