if you don't follow me back i'll explode your garden gnomes

I LOVE YOU SAN

bold of you to aassume i wont blow up yours too

my garden gnomes have been giving me weird looks, I might unfollow just to get them taken care of...

I don’t keep garden gnomes after The Incident

If I follow you will you do it anyway? They’ve unionized and I need to send them a message

wtf San!

Jokes on you I don’t have any garden gnomes 😎