“It’s not Jill Stein’s fault that David Duke endorsed her,” you say, to which I reply
Exactly. I’m ready to call it.
I feel like, at this point, They Are Definitely Giants
They Might Be Giants have existed for *ten times as long* as the Confederacy
Even with a STABLE GENIUS at the center of things. What could possibly be off.
What. In the. Arizona. FCCCK. I want to scream. How do we help him.
or just, “I trust this guy” for a decade we’ve watched tens of millions of RedRidingHoods take in the WolfWhoAteGrandma because that’s just how he introduces himself, stupid, he specifically mentioned that he *didn’t* eat Grandma & even asked if we have any other delicious Grandmas he can eatMEET.
FYI if you get hungry, it’s because while you’re working hard trying to decide things in the bathroom, (brownish) migrants are taking food out of your refrigerator. You’d better get out here before they buy your house, they already have a drag queen contractor sassily looking at the cabinetry.
[therapist perks up, jots down on notepad and removes glasses] Therapist: America, why don't we try to unpack that a bit.
