I tried to make chocolate chia pudding. It went poorly.
My 6yo is refusing to get dressed because "Santa might see [her] naked."
Elections are trolley problems and as much as we would all love to levitate the train off its tracks (or point it toward whoever put it there) we don’t have that option right now. The train is coming and the switch is in your hand. Don’t listen to people telling you to walk away.
The horror of cleaning out a kitchen cabinet and discovering just how old some of the stuff you have still been routinely using is 🤢
My estranged childhood friends-to-lovers treasure hunt romcom, FINDERS KEEPERS, now has a cover and is available for preorder!
Noodle will twitch her tail if you call her by her name, any nicknames, or anything relating to her being a cat. But call her a lamp or something and nothing. Also "It's time to wake up, Noodle!" will get her out of her bed, and "Sit. Good girl, stay." keeps her from running out the door.
There's nothing more frustrating than wanting to write and my brain being like nahhhh let's not do that and simply feel very guilty instead.
When we needed a new vehicle we impulse purchased a 2025 Toyota Camry Hybrid. It's been wild to me how many people have stopped us to ask about it, or told us it's their dream car, or acted as if owning one is a major accomplishment. I feel like I bought a Porsche.