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Scott Barolo-Pumpkin
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he • biology prof, phd program director • posts are 100% personal & don’t represent any organization • hearing impaired • writing a romance novel • #9ReplyGuys • #crayonbracket🖍️ • jane austen jokes • no terfs
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It’s fun that every airport TSA has different rules about what goes in a bin and how much you have to strip for them. And I looove that when you don’t somehow intuit these different rules, they talk to you like you just farted at a child’s birthday party

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Rravendas.bsky.social

They should just have some overhead icons like SHOES: OFF BELT: OFF LAPTOPS: LEAVE IN BAG So I know what to do.

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PMsj.gg

TSA: next time do it like THIS! me: (but i’m doing it the way they said last time 😭)

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GDgodeep.bsky.social

It’s the illusion of safety. That’s why a plastic bottle of water is too dangerous to go thru security but not dangerous enough to just sit in a bin in the public. If it’s do gd dangerous, why isn’t it whisked away to quarantine?

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MSmjsutterer.bsky.social

It’s the improvisation that helps keep every TSA Security Theater show fresh and exciting! Like one of those 50s diners where the waiters insult the customers.

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kwh561.bsky.social

i got heated and cussed at them last time i was in TSA, lucky i am not in guantanamo

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Scott Barolo-Pumpkin
@sbarolo.bsky.social
he • biology prof, phd program director • posts are 100% personal & don’t represent any organization • hearing impaired • writing a romance novel • #9ReplyGuys • #crayonbracket🖍️ • jane austen jokes • no terfs
2.6k followers1.1k following5.2k posts