and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large water mobile

[donut shop] WORKER 1: I did it. I sold MDMA-laced donuts to customers without telling 'em WORKER 2: Omg, who?? [squad car] COP 1: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, not angry COP 2: Your wisdom’s a gift. I'm so lucky to be your partner COP 1: I’M THE LUCKY ONE

I was seeing Solo: A Star Wars Story. There’s a scene where a man kisses a woman and a little girl sitting in front of me just says out loud “Ew.” The whole crowd laughed. Highlight of the film.

Coolest thing about living in Kansas City near state line is I can get my legal weed in Missouri, then hop back across to Kansas for my legal abortions

Heard someone describe wrestler-turned-right-wing-pundit Tyrus as looking like Islam originated in Cuba and I can't stop laughing

Thinking about this photo I took in 2016 at an electronics recycling trade show that surfaces on other websites now and then

Feeling my brain become incredibly powerful as it processes and assimilates the concept of "16-Bit Kurtwood Smith."

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It's absolutely wild that Soulseek is still up and running in 2024. Especially since it's very centralized and owned/ran by one guy. I'm convinced it's a CIA front operation. It's allowed to exist to provide cover for all the dirty business they do in Soulseek chat groups and DMs.

"imma quit the internet & go to the park" the park IS the internet idiot. u walk thru the park eatin gumdrops somebody gon get a pic of u & caption it "gumdrop vibes". now u viral on the news "gumdrop man has nice day". now u got a whole new life on youtube like "hey GumHeads"

Wordfreq shuts down because "I don’t think anyone has reliable information about post-2021 language usage by humans.” Not only does Generative AI pollute the environment but it also pollutes the data. www.404media.co/project-anal...

Project Analyzing Human Language Usage Shuts Down Because ‘Generative AI Has Polluted the Data’

Wordfreq shuts down because "I don’t think anyone has reliable information about post-2021 language usage by humans.”