All this and it’s only four sentences long.

SHewacat.bsky.socialOct 11, 2024 11:53pm

I got served this incredible advert over on twitter. It's a book summary written by AI but I bet the book is AI too. It's just so incredibly stupidly funny and every time I read it I start WHEEZING

…dafuq did I just read?

a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background

Alt: Blinking guy gif

I, too, can relate because I experienced an unfortunate, near-sudden death, all in that order.

@sblackmoore.bsky.social Hello my friend thank you for your support me. I’m asking and I feel shy. Can you see a post on my main page? It is an urgent matter. I hope you don’t ignore my message. May you and your family be well. Can you share my story and talk about me to your friends? 🙏🙏🥹❤️‍🩹💔

I was so sure I wouldn’t laugh and now I’m choking. Also who knew AI was so into commas?

but but but they have to show you how UNPREDICTABLE the NARRATIVE is so that you are prepared for the SUBSEQUENT PARTS