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Hogwarts desperately needs to update their pet policy.

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MCafeman.bsky.social

I can't handle the truth

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Aangrytardigrade.bsky.social

This is why you don’t check your horses. Bring them onto the plane as carry-on instead. It’s much safer.

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CFcmf406.bsky.social

Oh.My.God. I grew up in the horse business and this is a nightmare. Horses ship in their own box stalls that are loaded like freight, and sometimes a groom flies in the hold. Poor terrified horse.

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RTuntravel.bsky.social

That is amazing. How would a horse even land a 747 at the Liege airport!? That airport's, like, ´this big´ (*makes pinchy fingers*)

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MAmsgeek.bsky.social

The horse breeders said "you're going to Belgium," but the horse said "Nay." Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip the bartender, try the veggie spring rolls.

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debrecenisrac46.bsky.social

Came here to say something similar, Swift was right there is an island for intellectual horses and this one learned on the plane horse meat is being eaten in Belgium.

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[ clears throat ] [ extremely Samuel Jackson voice ] "I'm tired of all of these muthafuckin horses on this muthafuckin plane!"

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