Here is @aptshadow.bsky.social signing books for his many many fans. I am also here.

Lol, he has the big line ?

It's the look that says, "yep, sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug." And I hear at some large signings the BNA has an assistant to help pre-process the line so the BNA can be more efficient. Help a guy out.

I just need Starter Villain with a paw print from your cat 😅

Two of my Faves.

Why am I getting big Adam Savage/Jamie Hyneman vibes from this photo?

You look just thrilled this morning! Coffee hasn’t kicked in yet?

Loved loved loved Starter Villain, but it's hard to get a signature on an ebook or an audiobook download. 🤔

Maybe you could sign burritos?

Oh, I know this pain. I once sat next to Ken Kesey at a book signing. Occasionally one of his fans would ask me where the bathroom was.

Where?