Our landlord will now be charging $2.49/transaction for ACH. They don’t even get this money, it goes to AppFolio. Wtf. There is no free way to pay my rent. No way in hell ACH suddenly costs 250% more than it did before. Grifters.

My dog is sitting beside my toilet and tickling my butt with his ear. Why this toilet? Why now?

Oh there’s definitely a “too much caffeine today” alarm going off directly under my heart right now. 😳

Ok Ohio, I see you. I apologize for calling you the armpit of the US so many times in the past.

If Congress can't get their speaker working maybe they should just try using headphones instead

Read this book earlier this year and was reminded of it today with the hospital bombing news. I agree with you on all counts.

Caption your video or I’m not watching, idc.

A cool thing about getting older is you hear from your skeleton a lot more

When you are waiting to hear back from someone about jobs, or anything really, and you have neurovariance, it can give you a week or more of standby mode. 🫠 sucks.

Well the third interview is over. Trying not to catastrophize the maybe 2-3 things I could have said better/different.