Or better still try tasty Wincarnis, which somehow manages to function as both a stimulant and a sedative!

Absolutely. It's hard to think of a context where we'd need to talk about reduction by 10% when we wouldn't explicitly refer to reduction and this percentage.

Yes, I seem to remember them trying to get their money's worth by spinning out about 4 or 5 days of headlines from their serialisation of the Truss book last year as well.

It's very thin gruel indeed. I'm wondering how many more days of front page stories the Mail are going to devote to this feeble memoir.

I loved the occasions where you found yourself back inside a hollowed out tree trunk after a battle that involved the summoning of apocalyptic powers.

Figured it out. The first jug is a very tame Victorian Bacchus. You can see here, from his ancestor, that the Smarties/polka dots were once fruit.

I so want to hear this voice now.

Yes, I think conkers had already lost their appeal quite a while before children routinely owned phones. The last time I remember noticing kids engaged in a mad scrabble for newly fallen treasure was about 25 years ago.

I'd love to believe that the reenactment really does match what the witnesses described.

But where does it end? Do people have to declare cups of coffee and biscuits? Soap and toilet paper they used in someone's bathroom? It also misses the fact that people can be 'bought' with favours that have no financial value.