man, I wanna write these too, I'd be so good at it Tetris - WOKE: communist Super Mario Bros - WOKE: claims italians are super, even though italians aren't really white The Sims - WOKE: women can have jobs, there are black people Dark Souls - WOKE: made by asians, only whites have souls

*sees a chonky seal* woke

Mario is woke (implies Italians are capable of jumping)

source?

In addition to everything else wrong with this, this person clearly does not know divers. Dave is quite possibly the most common phenotype out there.