And yes, for the avoidance of all doubt, I wish I'd seen it. I treasure my kids' happiness, and sums of money up to and including £35, but I would happily forsake either for the chance to have stood smack bang in the face of this disaster so I could drink it all in at the source.

I mean, impossible magic, delicious (though of dubious origin) sweeties AND wizards having a laser battle. For £35? Sounds great. Oh.

This is exactly what I was expecting considering how they advertised it

I cannot say how much I wish he had also included made-by-AI musical numbers. I'm sure they would be madness-inducing.

The organiser's key defence is just beautiful. Delayed postage on the holographic paper. news.stv.tv/west-central...