Last night a fox came in through our new cat flap and ate a bag of lime and jalapeño nuts, chewed some headphones, and stole a silver shoe (mine), which seems like such a strong commitment to having a party that I can't really begrudge any of it.
imagine meeting someone, getting along with them, deciding you want to get properly together, then a few months glancing at their passport and
never in a million -- BILLION -- years will you guess where this thread started
I've seen this film, just let the poor mice cook goddammit
“Why didn’t the Eagles just fly Frodo and Sam to Mount Doom? What you have to remember is that at that point they’re barely talking to each other, Glen Frey and Don Felder are fighting on stage and Don Henley is ready to walk away from the band, they’re constantly touring, THEY DON’T HAVE TIME!!
Apparently posting things not in a thread is better for reach? Okay! Thanks for the lovely words about my joke explaining! Here is me doing broadly the same thing to the concept of mime, and it might be the best thing I've ever done www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmB2...
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian! Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why". Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
I never wanted kids, but I do feel like I missed out because I didn't get to paint my pregnant belly like Krang from TMNT for Halloween.
i've started just saying "twenty gallons of water" immediately and flatly whenever someone tries to tell me how they used ChatGPT on some work project and boy it's pretty effective to dissuade people from using ChatGPT