*guy who doesn't know what "epistolary" means reading Dracula* Hm, I can see why people say this is an epistolary novel... very epistolary. Oh, especially here, this passage, wow, talk about epistolary. Just ripe with epistolariness, honestly.

It was certainly innovative to create ePistols before the Internet. Of course we lost those in the dot com bubble.

That guy writing this to you in a letter

Epistols are one of the few weapons capable of destroying Draculas

Bullshit. I've read that entire goddamn book and there's not one scene of someone pissing

Epistolary? You're soaking in it!

Kafkaesque

27 September Bistritz A certain name recurs in my conversation with the Count; it seems maddeningly familiar. Is it possibly the man who downloads 3D-printer handgun patterns off the Internet? E-pistol Larry? I assume so.

I’m reading this to my kids just now and this is me 😂

This observation is quite lugubrious

I am 100% certain I've looked up that word before...and I just had to look it up again.