it’s only hot yoga if i’m doing it

hahaha

yes! ❤️

okay now do backstreet

[watching grimace furiously jack off to completion in the shake machine] two grimace shakes please

hahaha

hahaha that’s cute

Liam Neeson’s lease on a Nissan leaf

Don’t break my heart, my saucy bluesky heart

[immediately after someone is nice to me] what the fuck was their problem?