Going on the app for 35+ year olds to inform you all that Home Movies is on Max™
Sorry I didn’t reply to your text. I have a scar across my eye now like an anime character because I’ve been in battle
As someone from Queens who roots for the Mets but doesn’t follow baseball, I’ve assumed the Braves are our rivals since John Rocker went off in 1999
The Biden admin just did laundry and now they don’t have any quarters left for the DARPA weather machine
NYC schoolkids should start getting 9/26 off for Indictment Day. (9/25 is just Indictment Eve)
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Setting up at Union Square with a folding table, two chairs, and Stratego
The main problem with dating apps is that if I expand my radius to include Astoria I wind up with a bunch of Manhattanites in there too. Get lost Political Moderate at Private Equity
One cool thing about being in my 30s is gradually learning how many people I know are getting Botox, experimental scalp treatments, etc. Meanwhile I’m just learning how to make clearer requests to my barber