This is not literally true, but imagine

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that sounds like a much better system than the barber holding an arbitrary amount of hair between his fingers, holding it straight up, and asking if that’s what I want removed

Moving to one’s hometown can be a lot of psychic damage but you are a very smart and creative person and you can use those gifts to make things better

Occam’s razor: yes!

Your description of it sounded Sisyphean

My brother plays Dota religiously. Should I be concerned

you were in my neighborhood! Holler next time

I miss seeing you in my telephone computer microblog, but I will prob continue to use this only for things that are too silly/35 years old for Twitter

A real den of vice and iniquity. (My one downstairs neighbor wasn’t sure what this was about either.)