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Christ died on the cross so I could post here
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Call me the CIA the way I'm about to black bag some White Claws tonight

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Why do I feel this sense of disgust whenever an app updates its UI?

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DBdlbowman76.com

• Monster horror: the creature will kill you. • Slasher horror: the madman will kill you. • Folk horror: the community will kill you. • Body horror: YOU will kill you.

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BCbeccanical.bsky.social

"tits or ass"? bro, the undeniable passion she has for her special interests in the face of a world which tries to kill that spark

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I've been hitting the Show More/Less buttons for a few says and this app is still feeding me depressing political tweets. I just wanna see dumb shitposts!!!

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MOothatsraspberry.bsky.social

🐟✨

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Bbrendelbored.bsky.social

Nobody thinks they have Bluesky figured out more expertly than a marginal member of the media who has 100 posts and follows 50 people who all work at the same place

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I got on anti anxiety medication and I've cut my smoking down by roughly 2/3, which means I'm 2/3 as cool as I used to be

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HOhausofdecline.bsky.social

Lucy pulls away the football. Charlie Brown trips and goes "AAUGH!" He starts risingg into the atmosphere, much to Lucy's surprise. He says "ha ha yes, it is finally happening..." Charlie goes up further and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated place at his right hand." He goes further until he is a mere speck in the sky. He shouts "This is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!!"
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Sexy Local Singles
@sexylocalsingles.bsky.social
Christ died on the cross so I could post here
31 followers116 following297 posts