All these garbage techbro "innovations" and "advanced" technology like puppeting a discount extra from Will Smith's "I, Robot" when all humanity needs to progress is a device that accurately infers intentions behind words and actions online and offline.
Ordered a sleep mask and the promo email tells me "Welcome to the 'movement'". One of us has misunderstood the term "sleep mask". I'd prefer no movement at all.
I don’t take humanoid robots too seriously because in most situations an actually functional design would either look like a forklift or a horrific bug
There should be an ad service where the vendor pays for ad slots, ids recent customers, and shows nothing to them. The extra I paid for marketing would let me see interrupted YouTube videos. Who's working on this?
That thing when you pay to buy a product and are immediately inundated with online ads for the exact same. Meaning, I paid extra to have my online life interrupted, with content I am obviously uninterested in.