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Thomas, esquire
@shatadvocate69.bsky.social
Attorney of WILLIAM SHATNER (the Shat-Man). Reasonable doubt for a reasonable fee! Plead the 5th & 🖕 the 🚔
#ShatFacts
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My stomach is in painful knots, I have a fever of 105 degrees, and my asshole is violently shooting out watery and bloody poop all over the west Hollywood Chevron's restroom floor! I gave Taco Bell one more chance last night, but this is the last straw! Never again do I eat their poison #ShatFacts
See you next Thursday Thomas!
TE
Thomas, esquire
@shatadvocate69.bsky.social
Attorney of WILLIAM SHATNER (the Shat-Man). Reasonable doubt for a reasonable fee! Plead the 5th & 🖕 the 🚔
#ShatFacts
24 followers22 following28 posts