FIRE ALL OF YOUR GUNS SIMULTANEOUSLY!
This way, if it turns out to be a prostitution sting by law enforcement, the District Attorney cannot prove the required element of intending to exchange money for sexual gratification! It's a fool proof defense. Have fun out there!
Use chat GPT. It works for my law firm so it should work for you too.
Your majesty, what is your advice about hiding "up the butt" drugs?
Do the right thing, and vote NOT guilty.
Once out of custody, try to find the pants behind the dumpster and hopefully you'll still have a lot of drugs to enjoy!
Keep running awhile and then the let cop tackle you. When you get searched, the cop will find nothing. The most you can get charged with is evading/obstructing. You'll likely get a year of informal probation and maybe a few days in jail...
If you block me, I'll make it my life's mission to ensure that you don't receive windshield cleaning services anywhere within the county of Los Angeles 🖕