Just found a few Margaret Atwood quotes in a notebook from when I saw her speak in 2019. “I was a model citizen. I was brainwashed by the Brownies.” “I’m not Canada’s biggest export. Canada’s biggest export is toilet paper.” 💙📚

My latest Guardian Books cartoon.

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA they're so beautiful 😭😭😭

Current mood, uggghhhhh, my kingdom for some get up and go

Howls Moving Castle Cantmove GIF

Alt: Howl slumped in a puddle of ooze

First trade review is up today for THE ONES WHO COME BACK HUNGRY and ZOMG 😍💀😍💀

WELL GOSH OK IF I MUST My next book (about vampires, grief, and toxic relationships) is coming out soooooooon! And I have preorder goodies! #horrorwriterschat

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THE ONES WHO COME BACK HUNGRY comes out in SIX WEEKS, on July 2! Preorder your copy - or request it from the library - and email me a copy of your confirmation as proof and I'll send you fun paper swag...AND you'll be entered in a draw to win a really cool grand prize! 🧵 with details follows!

My latest cartoon for Guardian Books. #books#ghost

Some carnivorous plants are deeply averse to direct watering.

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Plant people, please advise, is this a weed? Will it flower? It makes noise, is that normal?

Can I just say that if you're looking for a clear and thoughtful manuscript review from someone who knows what they're doing, you can't go wrong with @metuiteme.bsky.social My book and I will be forever grateful!!🤩

Oh hey, it’s May the Firth! May the Firth be with you!