I just discovered that you can cut up apple slices and sprinkle cinnamon on them and microwave them for 45 seconds and it tastes basically like apple pie without the crust and it's not even illegal. I can do this whenever I want. I have become too powerful.

Put in your bio "not a narc" haha

Gavin saw this gelatin heart and thought "must bap"

Both :D

a cartoon drawing of a cat and a dog

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat and a dog

My son, whom I birthed

the eyebrows 😭

Oh please please PLEASE Bluesky, stay like this! It's so chill and cool here! No rage bait, no bots, not hate! PLEASE stay this way for a very long time! Don't become a toxic place, don't become a Twitter 2 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

BRB GOING FUXKING FERAL

Gelatin ✅ Glycerin ✅ Make-up ✅ Fake blood ✅ 🍒🫀🩸 🫴

... Rude 😳