Survivorship bias on both sides of this argument.

My biggest temptation when on a train is to do that Jim Carey thing from Dumb and Dumber where he pretends he’s running really fast

This is George, who we had to put down today at the ripe old age of 17. He was the best cat and the best friend. He was so happy and silly and friendly and lovely. Shown here in his better days, which is how I will remember him.

Rishi Sunak, the person in charge of the country despite never having led his party through a general election, is here to school us about “protecting democracy”

Shouting “thanks, mate” as loud as I can as I get off the last carriage of a 12 carriage train

Did you see the thing where the government wants to make it easier for councils to sell off their assets for short term gains in their budgets? 🫠

Tax cuts are literally a bribe. Projections show that the cuts would have to be rolled back after a general election anyway because the books will be even more fucked.

The reason given for my late train is “due to delays”

Obviously haven’t seen my arse then

Dully noted, on a beige piece of scrap paper using a blunt beige crayon.