My biggest temptation when on a train is to do that Jim Carey thing from Dumb and Dumber where he pretends he’s running really fast

This is George, who we had to put down today at the ripe old age of 17. He was the best cat and the best friend. He was so happy and silly and friendly and lovely. Shown here in his better days, which is how I will remember him.

Rishi Sunak, the person in charge of the country despite never having led his party through a general election, is here to school us about “protecting democracy”

The reason given for my late train is “due to delays”

If you run a business and you’re pissing and moaning about the minimum wage increase then you’re part of the problem 🫠

🎶 DVLA, four capital letters 🎶

Joyful, full of joy. Whimsical, full of whimsy. Respectful, full of respect. Needful, full of need. Hateful, full of hate. Grateful, full of grate.

“Dreams of a roof over their heads” jfc is that where we’re at… people have to be able to dream of having a dry warm home, not actually have one? That’s the benchmark?

It is possible for multiple things to be true: Getting cancer is sad. This country also needs to get a fucking grip.