I finally watched the Elvis movie. Well. Tried. Couldn’t finish even stuck on a tarmac. It’s … so bad ?! Tom Hanks ?! Huh ?! Must cleanse Baz with Romeo + Juliet fish tank immediately.

Def just go and try the door.

New baby in the yard. Dunno where her mama is. 🥺

No man has all three

Orcas with a Mandate of Heaven being the Bluesky main character on a Friday night is exactly why we’re here.

Winning the game of life Parker 💫

Do not fuck with Gladis.

They’re orcastrated attacks.

Look, I'm not a bigtime lawyer to the rich and famous like Alex Spiro, but I'm *pretty* sure this is not how any of this works. https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/s-f-opening-new-twitter-investigation-ex-workers-18107633.php

crucial to understanding twitter