actually, i don’t like piña coladas or getting caught in the rain but i love adultery so let’s do this

I’m just here for the likes 🤣🤣🤣

BTDT. Good luck getting yours 🫂🤞💥

OK, I'm game!

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If you love adultery you’ll find the twist HILARIOUS!

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I would laugh but it isn't very funny when it happens to you.... Well it was a bit.. He was banging my Ex in the back of his van.... UPS no less.. #funkyparcels.com

Particularly fond of making love at midnight with a dude in a cape

*Cue banjo

How do you feel about animal husbandry?