As a semi-prominent American of somewhat Italian ancestry, I was once asked if I wanted to participate in the NYC Columbus Day parade. I said I would be happy to as long as they knew that I would talk about what a shit person he was to every reporter around. Turns out I wasn't in the parade.

Perhaps he could get off that fucking stage and actually go help people in Asheville or anywhere else devastated by Helene... But that would require actual work and compassion, and he apparently has no boot straps.

It was a violent attempt to overthrow the election. The violence wasn't accidental. It wasn't incidental. It wasn't third-parties, or spontaneous. *This was the plan* from the start and by multiple Trump associates. And they got their violence.

Along Came Poly actually sounds like it could be so much funnier than Along Came Polly ever will be. lol

When is it Jeremy's turn in the hammock? lol

Probably literally nailed it, based on how godawful the whole design and aesthetic is. Nobody who knows what they're doing could have possible meant for this monstrosity to be the outcome... lol

to know someone did not do something and execute them for it anyway… I don’t know that there’s a worse way to use the power of the state, I really don’t

this is a horrible sentence to write but we'd all be in a better place if Elon had decided Romney, not Trump, was his role model for how to engage with the internet

OMG, I just listened to "buy me presents" from the album and it is EXPLICIT! lol Literally the lyrics are about how if he doesn't come fuck her, she'll fuck Santa. Epic!