Finished Kraken by Mielville and it was the most fun I had not understanding a goddamn thing

sorry, dude, but I can’t come to game night tonight. I’m assembling the device. you know, the one whose diagrams appear in my dreams? I started building it after— the perpetually humming brass sphere, yeah

You hack a guy apart with a chainsword and his limbs pop off in the exact places that they're supposed to be glued in the actual model kit.

All their dialog is the same grim dark and dire portents of war and despair as normal but the pitch is raised to sound like they've all just inhaled helium.

James Workshop is leaving money on the table by not making a goofy third person shooter where you play chibi'd up 40k models who engage in scale model deathmatches in Army Men style arenas like work desks, garages, and hobby stores.

Fuck yea

Just finished reading book two. Run, don't walk, to buy this. Transfem lesbian cosmic sci-fi horror like nothing you've ever read. Thank me later. www.amazon.com/dp/B0D5MLQG9W

1) I live in the province that has the largest icelandic population outside of iceland and i was involved in cultural stuff as a historical renactor, I met her when she was on a diplomatic tour that included our site 2) Weed's legal in canada and for like 3 years i worked retail cannabis

DING DING DING The rest are true!

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