You hack a guy apart with a chainsword and his limbs pop off in the exact places that they're supposed to be glued in the actual model kit.

All their dialog is the same grim dark and dire portents of war and despair as normal but the pitch is raised to sound like they've all just inhaled helium.

Fuck yea

1) I live in the province that has the largest icelandic population outside of iceland and i was involved in cultural stuff as a historical renactor, I met her when she was on a diplomatic tour that included our site 2) Weed's legal in canada and for like 3 years i worked retail cannabis

DING DING DING The rest are true!

Guess!!

which. if you want to express ultraconservative machismo through humour, that has artistic merit! i do think its worthwhile, artistically, to make the reader uncomfortable in all sorts of ways. i kinda love reading that stuff, tbh. but if there's just a maximalism to it, it feels thoughtless.

and im not even exaggerating there: this is a joke I literally heard when I went to an all-male Catholic highschool, reading it transported me RIGHT back to the toxic wall of axe body spray and ultraconservative maschismo expressed in cracking voices. absolutely wild to see.

i cannot think of a single reason why this would be necessary save for the same sort of puerile shock-humour i encountered in my highschool's bathrooms.

Or, for realism's sake, buy her a prom dress and then have really lousy sex in the back of a Camry.