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@skstarlight.bsky.social
she/her | 🔞 | #thespirealm & mdzs/cql | lanjiu & wangxian | other BL and GL | spookykingdomstarlight on sw and ao3 "I did wheeze a little so it gets a DAD🤦‍♂️😭 out of 10 from me" - niq (skuzzybunny) header - hellinglaozu no alt, no repost
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skstarlight.bsky.social

menu sirènes (1/1), E, MDZS 🐡 wangxian, one-sided su she/lwj 🐡 su she pov 🐡 chef lwj/merman wwx w/ happy ending (for them) 🐡 mermaids are a delicacy 🐡 murder, arson, and fish fucking (taboo) 🐡 mermaid cutting board 🐡 forniphilia for @deaddoveevents.bsky.socialsquidgeworld.org/works/46272

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Relationship:
One-Sided Lan Wangji/Su She, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Character:
Sū Shè | Sū Mǐnshàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Luó "Mián Mián" Qīngyáng, Jīn Guāngshàn
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Chefs, Mermaids & Mermen, Chef Lan Wangji, Mermaid Wei Wuxian, POV Su She, Unrequited Love, Obsession, Culinary Horror, Horror, Forniphilia, Murder, Come Eating, Monsterfucking, Mermaids Are A Culinary Delicacy, Food as Theater, Wangxian Get A Happy Ending, Dark Lan Wangji, Dark Wei Wuxian, public sex, Gore, It's Considered A Taboo To Fuck The Fish (Sorry Lan Zhan), Unreliable Narrator, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Canonical Character Death
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Published: 2023-10-16 Words: 14001
menu sirènes
by spookykingdomstarlight
Summary

Though it perches along the coastline of remote Xiaochangshan Island, Silence brings in business from around the world. Everyone who’s anyone in the industry has visited this restaurant and marveled at the simplicity of Chef Lan’s ingredients, the elegance of his recipes, the respect with which he approaches the traditions he has learned. But all of that pales in comparison to the idea of him building a menu sirènes around a living creature.
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Nskuzzybunny.bsky.social

Okay i left my obnoxiously long comment on SW BUT I AM HERE TO SAY YOU WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING. This is sooo freaky and entertaining and i would be lying if the Final Voyeur scene wasnt hot as hell. Also the setting work? Soooooo good i felt like i was seeing all the places in this town n restaurant

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Nskuzzybunny.bsky.social

I need Murder arson and fish fucking list style on a shirt in that Helvetica Neue font

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Yterabyte-my-ass.bsky.social

This was so good! Su She's POV was both hilarious and infuriating. And the murder of all those pretentious chefs and destruction of LWJ's restaurant by his own hand right after shameless exhibition - delicious

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YLyilinglaopo.bsky.social

I was prepared for a MUCH darker ending between wangxian(despite the tags) and i was delighted by how it went! 10/10 fic a true delight <3

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Ttoshokanin.bsky.social

You did it!! 🎉

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skstarlight.bsky.social

releasing su she into the ocean at a farm upstate or whatever, be gone from me

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Mnutmeg-j.bsky.social

I am subscribed but squidge did not email me about this and now it has existed for 22 whole hours and I'm just starting it?? Outrageous. So excited for this.

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Rreenieonice.bsky.social

This was such a perfect little spooky season fic! I thoroughly enjoyed hating Sue She through the entire read through 😁

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dangocheeked.bsky.social

i really enjoyed this fic! su she's morbid fascination/attraction is really fascinating + enjoyed every shred of jgy's appearance in this! so in character, thank u for sharing 🫶🫶🫶

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Aartemis1000.bsky.social

You posted fish fuck!! Proud of you for pushing through

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👻spooky👻
@skstarlight.bsky.social
she/her | 🔞 | #thespirealm & mdzs/cql | lanjiu & wangxian | other BL and GL | spookykingdomstarlight on sw and ao3 "I did wheeze a little so it gets a DAD🤦‍♂️😭 out of 10 from me" - niq (skuzzybunny) header - hellinglaozu no alt, no repost
514 followers217 following7k posts