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Joel Hale Osteen
@skylarspence.bsky.social
Fka SAINT PEPSI
497 followers112 following685 posts
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covid fucking blows still

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i said fake situation because calling it a hypothetical situation made it sound like it lowkey actually happened. maybe this tweet accomplishes the same thing

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best lyrics i have so far are about a fake situation in which i take a date to a screening of Ishtar, then get caught with my hand in the tip jar, but i’m afraid they’ll have me cancelled for that

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i've never had a year that made me feel like reality is a simulation as much as this year has halfway through

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RIP pop smoke i think it would've been him to usher in that wave

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what they don't tell you is that every open window provides an opportunity for another bee to fly into your house

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google search "how to get a bee to fly out the window", "why won't a bee fly out the window"

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i think my time is best suited in search of magic lamps to rub

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youtu.be/PxFHFdGprbs?... only one i’ve ever had the balls to play out! i think stem splitting could lead to some cool stuff, i’ve been meaning to take a swing at it sometime

Prefab Sprout 'Bonny' (Re-Edit )
Prefab Sprout 'Bonny' (Re-Edit )

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Joel Hale Osteen
@skylarspence.bsky.social
Fka SAINT PEPSI
497 followers112 following685 posts