covid fucking blows still

best lyrics i have so far are about a fake situation in which i take a date to a screening of Ishtar, then get caught with my hand in the tip jar, but i’m afraid they’ll have me cancelled for that

i've never had a year that made me feel like reality is a simulation as much as this year has halfway through

what they don't tell you is that every open window provides an opportunity for another bee to fly into your house

google search "how to get a bee to fly out the window", "why won't a bee fly out the window"

i think my time is best suited in search of magic lamps to rub

"things get worse before they get better" should have been in the bible

The Game replaces Tim Gane in Stereolab, thus signing up Stereolab for the feud with 50 Cent. But then Tim Gane joins 50 Cent's side of the feud (becoming Tim Cent or 50 Gane?).

what if they did Stereolab but instead of Tim Gane it was The Game